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	<title>Plastic Fracture</title>
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	<description>Dumping retarded shit on the internet since 2008.</description>
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		<title>Crunk fun with David Lee Roth</title>
		<link>http://www.plasticfracture.com/2009/06/crunk-fun-with-david-lee-roth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Beef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[david lee roth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been having way too much fun with David Lee Roth&#8217;s vocal track from Van Halen&#8217;s &#8220;Running with the Devil&#8221;.
I probably didn&#8217;t put as much effort into this one as I probably should have (coulda been better), but when it comes to crunk, you can slop together whatever nonsense you want and it&#8217;s a hit.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been having way too much fun with David Lee Roth&#8217;s vocal track from Van Halen&#8217;s &#8220;Running with the Devil&#8221;.</p>
<p>I probably didn&#8217;t put as much effort into this one as I probably should have (coulda been better), but when it comes to crunk, you can slop together whatever nonsense you want and it&#8217;s a hit.</p>
<p>So, keeping that in mind&#8230; here it is:</p>
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		<title>A Valentine&#8217;s Day Poem</title>
		<link>http://www.plasticfracture.com/2009/02/a-valentines-day-poem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Beef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bon jovi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[valentine's day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Shot through the heart
And to blame is YOU.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Roses are red</p>
<p>Violets are blue.</p>
<p>Shot through the heart</p>
<p>And to blame is YOU.</p>
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		<title>Sal &amp; Richard Prank Steve Langford</title>
		<link>http://www.plasticfracture.com/2008/10/sal-richard-prank-steve-langford/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Beef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sour shoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve langford]]></category>

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From today&#8217;s Howard Stern show, Sal and Richard torment Steve Langford using Sour Shoes&#8217; sound drops.
Brilliant stuff.
The &#8220;WHOOOOA&#8221; at 2:52 is hilarious.
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<p>From today&#8217;s Howard Stern show, Sal and Richard torment Steve Langford using Sour Shoes&#8217; sound drops.</p>
<p>Brilliant stuff.</p>
<p>The &#8220;WHOOOOA&#8221; at 2:52 is hilarious.</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;ve been TickRoll&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://www.plasticfracture.com/2008/10/youve-been-tickrolld/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Beef</dc:creator>
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A little bit more annoying than the RickRoll, and definitely not as much of a classic. However, this should piss off a great amount of people and get stuck in their head to the point where they want to stab someone.
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<p>A little bit more annoying than the RickRoll, and definitely not as much of a classic. However, this should piss off a great amount of people and get stuck in their head to the point where they want to stab someone.</p>
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